4.02.2013

Crucial Safety Tips

I posted a story of my own and wrote about r/letsnotmeet last week... (READ THE POST HERE)
One user actually posted some "Crucial Safety Tips" that I found very helpful, so I wanted to post it here so that it would reach as many people as possible.
Note: I DID NOT write these out, I simply copy + pasted from the post, so if you would like to ask questions of the person who wrote this, visit the original post HERE.
Also, if you have some tips of your own, please feel free to comment or email me! I would love to add them! Please stay safe and alert at all times to avoid dangerous situations!!
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In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these ten crucial tips, tell them to someone you care about. Print them, forward them, memorize them! It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
  1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do:
The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, wham it hard into the person's nose, skull, inbetween the ribs, any weak point. If you can, AIM FOR THE LEFT SIDE OF THEIR NECK! This may cause them to go unconscious.
  1. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, do not hand it to him. Toss it away from you.... Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. Run like mad in the other direction!
  2. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
  3. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, doing makeup, making a list, etc.) Don't do this! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.
As soon as you get into your car , lock the doors and leave.
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head Do not drive off.
Repeat:
Do not drive off!
Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your air bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it . As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
  1. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor , and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side... If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.
It is always better to be safe than sorry. (And better paranoid than dead.)
  1. Always take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at night!)
  2. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,
Always run!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely Will Not be a vital organ.. Run, preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
  1. As a woman, I am always trying to be sympathetic:
Stop
It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who Always played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, Do Not open the door..' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,whatever you do, Do Not open the door.'
He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby... He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
This one applies for everybody: Water scam!
If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, do not go out to investigate! These people turn on all your outside taps full blow so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.
  1. Come off as psychotic! Wear hoods, baggy clothing, make yourself seem larger than you really are. Look angry. NEVER WEAR HEADPHONES. Sorry to put it in all caps, but this is important. The predator will take advantage of the fact you are weak in one sense. Jam your hands deep in your pockets.
If you are being followed, face the person. Say something not scary, but unnerving. For example: "No fleas in clean hair, no bats in your underwear. That's the way I like it. I was expecting you. Do you know what blood tastes like? I would like to know..." Add an evil cackle in there, and snap your neck all the way to the side. Act like an escaped schizophrenic on meth.
Do not keep a weapon with you unless you fully intend to use it and know how to. Learn about your state's self defense weapon laws. I recommend pepper spray, or even just breath spray with alcohol in it.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!

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